"Adam didn’t pull his weight as a mover and my gosh…Crosby, he injured himself being a schmuck. So, I guess by default you win the best mover prize."

Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate Mamrie Hart

"too many dudes. i’m so sick of dudes. every time i see something with a dude in it i’m like ‘fuck you, i don’t want to watch this.’"
— my glorious roommate, as she spreads peanut butter on a saltine  (via svetamilkovich)